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Mr. Bacon vs. Monsieur Tofu Action Figures | 
| Brand: Accoutrements
Category: Toy
List Price: $11.99
Buy New: $8.24
as of 7/30/2010 07:50 CDT details
You Save: $3.75 (31%)
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Seller: Find Cool Toys
Rating:  5 reviews
Sales Rank: 4885
Batteries Included: No
Shipping Weight (lbs): 0.6
Dimensions (in): 10.3 x 7.5 x 2
MPN: 11814
Model: 11814
UPC: 739048118148
EAN: 0739048118148
ASIN: B0014E056A
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| Features:
| • | Mr. Bacon stands 5-5/8" tall | | • | Monsieur Tofu is 3-3/8" tall | | • | Each action figure has bendable arms and legs. | | • | Bring these titans of the dinner table home today! |
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Product Description
Mr. Bacon and Monsieur Tofu are fired up and ready to rumble, but only one can remain at the top of the food chain! Mr. Bacon stands 5-5/8" (14.3 cm) tall and fights for everything salty, greasy and meaty. Monsieur Tofu is 3-3/8" (8.3 cm) tall and represents all things made of coagulated soy milk. The winner gets eaten for dinner! Each vinyl figure has bendable arms and legs. Illustrated window box.
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| Customer Reviews:
 Accoutrements Does It Again March 14, 2010
R. Jason (Chicago, IL)
1 out of 1 found this review helpful
Big fan of Accoutrements, the maker of this toy. Their "Stylish Mustaches," "Stylish Mustaches for Girls," and "Yodeling Pickle" toys were outdone by their "Dashboard Jesus" and "Male Nurse Action Figure." Interesting sidenote: the founders of the company had a personal falling out over the Dashboard Jesus and Male Nurse Action Figure. Both products were recommended to the Accoutrements' Board by the same $15.5 million marketing and development company for consideration at the same time, and the founders couldn't agree whether Jesus would approve of men taking up a traditionally female occupation.
I bought the Bacon v. Tofu toys on the advice of my psychiatrist, who recommended that I physically act out to resolve my lingering conflict between eating healthy, which my mom wanted me to do, and gorging unrepentantly on food products comprised of 95% animal fat, like I wanted to do. Turns out this toy was a Godsend. After 8 short months of bashing Bacon and Tofu together in the bath, I have resolved my inner conflict and released my food hangups. The key, as I discovered, and as Accoutrements insightfully predicted in designing these indestructible toys, is that neither Bacon nor Tofu wins. They have to learn to co-exist peacefully together.
Mr. Bacon!!!! January 22, 2010
S. Marsh
Don't you just hate it when you get to lunch and look in your lunch box expecting a delicious meaty lunch and what do you see? A Big chuck of Tofu!? WHY MOM WHY!? This bland chewy clump cannot satisfy my NEED of MEAT! So because you skipped breakfast because sleep usually does beat food, you scarf the garbage down anyway. Then what happens? Well you end up in the restroom for the rest of the day because that discussing chunk turned out to be tainted. Like it even has to be tainted, just the taste alone will bring breakfast back to you, if only you had breakfast. So what is there to do!? Is there any way to STOP the Tofu? Well you can't tell mom, she happens to be on a health food kick and Tofu is much healthier then anything that tastes like something. So sense mom is a lost cause, what is there to do!? HOW CAN WE COMBAT THIS EVIL TOFU!? It haunts us ever so, getting into our wonderful dreams of bacon and glory! We end up losing sleep out of it because the Tofu has turned into an evil character named Monsieur Tofu! He comes in while you are enjoying a big plate of bacon and spits in your face and turns all your bacon to tofu. So? What ever is there to do? Can we combat this? Are we really doomed of a life without sleep or REAL food?
NO! Now there is a way to stop the evil! A type of self served therapy to get that ever so loving bacon back in your dreams! How you ask? What a ridiculous question, Obviously it is Mr. Bacon! Now you can get the Mr. Bacon and Monsieur Tofu Action Figures and you can recreate your dreams and ALWAYS WIN! Everyone knows you are too weak to fight the blasted Monsieur Tofu alone, so just sit back and let Mr. Bacon do it all for you! Mr. Bacon is 5 -5/8" tall! WOW! That is almost life sized! You can't beat that! Mr. Bacon is also over 2" taller then Monsieur Tofu! 2 inches!? Wow! With that kind of leg up, it is almost guaranteed he will never lose and get that sweet sweet bacon back into your dreams! I know the excitement is just flowing through your body, you can hardly bear to read any more so I will keep the rest short. Hobble down to the Amazon and pick up Mr. Bacon today and you will sleep GREAT every night. That's right, NO MORE TOFU! HOORAY! It sure has helped my life, Mr. Bacon is with me in my dreams and he wants to be with you and CAN BE! With Mr. Bacon we can save all the bacon in our dreams and once again dream about luscious bacon every night. After all, everything should taste like bacon, even dreams!
Bland August 29, 2009
R. Toy
3 out of 3 found this review helpful
I was excited to get my bento box of happy fun Tofu and Bacon. I must say though, they both tasted kind of plasticy and had an odd rubbery texture. Next time I will sprinkle them with bacon salt prior to mastication.
 At first... May 26, 2009
William Hoffknecht (Fernley, NV)
14 out of 14 found this review helpful
I thought this was great. once I took them out of the package, Monsieur Tofu was nice and fun, and Mr. Bacon was kind of rude, but after awhile, just like tofu, Mr. Bacon's evil attitude rubbed off on Tofu and then tofu started being mean as well...
Both of these two are now mean and are constantly trying to kill me and my family, but at least they came with a free frogurt.
An age old battle of pork and soy January 10, 2009
E. Tinis (Houston, TX United States)
4 out of 6 found this review helpful
This toy is hilarious, inexpensive, and fun. It's fantastic.
I gave it as a stocking stuffer and everyone at the Christmas party thought it was great. Absolutely worth the money.
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